Monday, November 21, 2005

“What Fresh Hell Is This?” I desperately need to find a new career. What the hell can a burned out 30 something offer a potential employer? What the hell am I even qualified for? Besides letting pubescent little boogers drive me insane, that is. Can I even do anything else gainful?
DH is in a royal snit, as well. He’s supposed to be the stable adult at our house but he has left that up to me tonight and I think I’m going to disintegrate. Is 6:57 pm too early to put my kids to bed?

You may think I’m being facetious, but I assure you I am 100% serious.

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Resume by Dorothy Parker


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